Yoga Hosers Synopsis & Review: Plot Summary

🎯 Quick Overview

😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained

Two Canadian teen yoga enthusiasts fight tiny Nazi sausages because…Canada.

🍿 Yoga Hosers: Detailed Plot Synopsis

Introduction to the Colleens

Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are two yoga-obsessed teenage best friends living in Winnipeg, Canada. They work at the Eh-2-Zed convenience store, constantly glued to their phones and dreaming of attending a senior party. Their lives revolve around yoga, social media, and practicing with their band, Glamthrax.

Invitation to a Senior Party and Satanic Encounter

When the Colleens receive an invitation to a senior party, their excitement is quickly overshadowed by their work obligations at the Eh-2-Zed. They hope to salvage the night, but things take a bizarre turn when they encounter Hunter Calloway, who appears to be a cool older kid. However, they soon discover that Hunter is involved with a Satanic cult and intends to sacrifice them.

The Nazi Bratwurst

After escaping from Hunter, the Colleens stumble upon an ancient evil lurking beneath the convenience store. They discover a horde of miniature Nazi bratwurst creatures, known as Bratzis, animated by the spirit of Andronicus Arcane, a devoted follower of Hitler. The Bratzis begin wreaking havoc, and the Colleens must use their yoga skills to fight them off.

Guy Lapointe’s Investigation

Enter Guy Lapointe, a quirky investigator from Tusk, who is looking into a series of strange murders. He becomes involved with the Colleens as he tracks the mysterious events connected to Andronicus Arcane. Lapointe provides assistance in the fight against Arcane and his sausage army.

⚠️ Spoilers and Ending Explained

🎬 Cast & Characters

• Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp): One of the two yoga-loving, phone-obsessed teenage best friends working at the Eh-2-Zed convenience store.
• Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith): The other yoga-loving, phone-obsessed teenage best friend who works alongside Colleen Collette and fights ancient evil.
• Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp): The quirky and eccentric man who aids the Colleens in their fight against the Bratzi.
• Andronicus Arcane (Ralph Garman): The resurrected villain and failed artist who controls the Bratzi, seeking revenge on art critics.
• Yogi Bayer (Justin Long): The Colleens’ yoga instructor who teaches them the fighting skills needed to defeat the Bratzi.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• Colleen McKenzie: “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” – A direct nod to Kevin Smith’s earlier film Clerks, spoken when the girls find themselves in a bizarre situation.
• Guy Lapointe: “Glamthrax featuring Guy Lapointe sing Oh Canada.” – The credit at the end is bizarre but the statement is true, as is common in Kevin Smith’s films.

💰Box Office

• Budget: $5,000,000
• Domestic Gross: $26,865
• Worldwide Gross: $36,585

💥 Yoga Hosers Reviews

Personal Review

Okay, let’s be honest, Yoga Hosers is WEIRD. I went in expecting a fun, silly movie and I got… well, that, but amplified by a million. The Nazi sausage monsters were so bizarre that I couldn’t help but laugh. Sure, the plot is all over the place, but the whole thing has this charm that just works, like hanging out with friends who are in on the joke. The Canadian jokes were over the top, but I found myself chuckling anyway. It’s not a masterpiece, but it’s definitely a memorable, goofy experience.

• Who would enjoy:
  • “Fans of Kevin Smith’s films”
  • “Viewers who enjoy B-movie comedies”
  • “Teen audiences interested in quirky humor”
• Content warnings ⚠:
  • “Crude humor”
  • “Mild language”
  • “Violence involving comedic monsters”
  • “Some mature themes”

Professional Reviews

• Rama’s Screen: “Watching YOGA HOSERS is like stabbing yourself in the eye with an ice pick. The film was so awful, I couldn’t even tolerate it. And perhaps I’m not the right audience for it. It sounds like Kevin is at a point in his career where he just doesn’t care anymore about good storytelling quality.
• N/A: “This movie is ridiculous to the extreme. The plot doesn’t make any sense, and the acting is just not good. But I had a great time watching it, and that’s what movies are all about. A fun hour and a half, but I don’t think it will win any awards.

Audience Reactions

Some viewers found the absurdity and Canadian jokes hilarious.: Those who enjoy Kevin Smith’s unique style found it fun, while others found it too strange.

Overall Consensus: Yoga Hosers is a divisive film; fans of Kevin Smith’s quirky style and humor may enjoy it, but others may find it too bizarre and nonsensical.

Awards

🛠️ Behind the Scenes

• “Jason Mewes was originally cast to play all the monsters, but he couldn’t handle the claustrophobia induced by the heavy prosthetics.”
• “Writer and director Kevin Smith ended up playing the monsters himself, requiring him to shave his face for the first time in 20 years.”
• “The film is part of Kevin Smith’s ‘True North’ trilogy, following ‘Tusk’ and planned to be followed by ‘Moose Jaws’.”

🖥️ How to Watch Yoga Hosers?

Yoga Hosers is currently available for streaming rental or purchase on platforms like Apple TV, Google Play Movies, Vudu, and Amazon Prime Video. Check local listings for possible broadcast options.

🎥 Similar Movies

If you enjoyed Yoga Hosers, you might like these similar films:

• Tusk (2014): First movie of the trilogy, featuring the same director, and characters.
• Clerks (1994): The ‘not even supposed to be here today’ line, and the general convenience store setting are strong nods to the Clerks Movie
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010): It has a similar quirky style, over-the-top action, and comic book-like visuals.
• Idle Hands (1999): A cult classic horror-comedy with teens battling supernatural forces and absurd situations.

🛒 Yoga Hosers Related Products

• Tusk [Blu-ray]: Own the first movie of the True North Trilogy before you dive into Yoga Hosers. Get the full appreciation for the story and characters that Kevin Smith developed. This version comes with all the glorious extra features.
• Clerks (Criterion Collection) [Blu-ray]: A hilarious milestone of American independent cinema, Clerks is an ode to slackerdom. Take a peak into the creative mind of Kevin Smith to see where it all began.
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🎧 Soundtrack

Yoga Hosers features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:

• “I’m The Man #1” – performed by Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith and Christopher Drake

You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.

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