Bordello of Blood Synopsis & Review: Plot Summary

🎯 Quick Overview

😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained

Dennis Miller fights vampire hookers with holy water super-soakers because, well, why not?

🍿 Bordello of Blood: Detailed Plot Synopsis

The Crypt Keeper’s Introduction and Lilith’s Awakening

The film opens with the Crypt Keeper introducing a tale of horror and humor. A dwarf named Vincent Prather leads an expedition to South America, seeking treasure but instead unearths the coffin of Lilith, the mother of all vampires. Despite the warnings of his crew, Vincent revives Lilith, believing he can control her with a special key, setting the stage for chaos.

Caleb’s Disappearance and Katherine’s Search

Caleb, a rebellious young man, argues with his religious sister Katherine and ventures out for a night of partying. He and a friend hear of a secret brothel operating out of a funeral home. They are lured to the Bordello of Blood where Lilith and her vampire courtesans prey on unsuspecting clients. Caleb’s friend is killed, and Caleb goes missing, prompting Katherine to seek help.

Rafe Guttman’s Investigation

Katherine hires wisecracking private investigator Rafe Guttman to find her missing brother. Rafe, a cynical and quick-witted character, begins his investigation by tracing Caleb’s last known whereabouts. His investigation leads him to the funeral home and the suspicious brothel operating within, uncovering a world of vampires and illicit activity.

Confrontation at the Bordello

Rafe’s investigation brings him and Katherine face-to-face with Lilith and her vampire brood. Reverend Current, a televangelist with ties to the bordello, becomes involved. A showdown ensues, with Rafe and Reverend Current using holy water-filled squirt guns against the vampires, leading to gory and comedic deaths. The climax involves a battle against Lilith herself, utilizing the Reverend’s musical abilities and faith.

⚠️ Spoilers and Ending Explained

🎬 Cast & Characters

• Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller): A wisecracking private investigator hired to find a missing person, who stumbles upon a vampire brothel.
• Katherine Verdoux (Erika Eleniak): A concerned sister who hires a private investigator to find her missing brother, leading her into a world of vampires.
• Lilith (Angie Everhart): The ancient and alluring queen of the vampires, running a brothel as a front for her bloodsucking activities.
• Reverend Jimmy ‘J.C.’ Current (Chris Sarandon): A crooked televangelist who secretly works with Lilith, sending sinners to their doom at the vampire brothel.
• Caleb Verdoux (Corey Feldman): Katherine’s rebellious brother whose disappearance kicks off the main plot, leading to the discovery of the vampire bordello.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• Rafe Guttman: “You’re reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.” – Rafe quips this line to his ex-wife, showcasing his sarcastic and cynical personality.
• Lilith: “I love men who give me head.” – Lilith says this after decapitating a victim, reveling in her vampiric nature with dark humor.
• Rafe Guttman: “It’s like I’m in a bad Tales from the Crypt episode.” – Rafe says this line as he realizes the outlandish nature of the situation he’s in, nodding to the movie’s connection to the ‘Tales from the Crypt’ series.
• Crypt Keeper: “Life’s a beach…and then you DIE!” – The Crypt Keeper delivers this pun-filled line at the end of the movie in his signature style, encapsulating the dark humor of the film.

💰Box Office

• Budget: $13,000,000
• Domestic Gross: $5,781,045
• Worldwide Gross: $5,781,045

💥 Bordello of Blood Reviews

Personal Review

Okay, so I went into this expecting total cheese, and that’s exactly what I got! Dennis Miller is hilarious in this, even if he seems like he’s just riffing the whole time. The vampire chicks are hot, and the gore is over-the-top. The scene with the super soakers and the “Ballroom Blitz” playing is pure comedic gold. I wouldn’t call it a ‘good’ movie, but it’s definitely a fun one to watch with friends and a few beers. It is one of those so bad it’s good experiences that I love.

• Who would enjoy:
  • “Fans of B-movies”
  • “Viewers who enjoy horror-comedies”
  • “Those who like Tales from the Crypt series”
  • “Dennis Miller fans”
• Content warnings ⚠:
  • “Graphic violence”
  • “Gore”
  • “Nudity”
  • “Sexual content”
  • “Strong language”

Professional Reviews

• JoBlo.com: “”Bordello of Blood” doesn’t take itself seriously, delivering a campy, gory romp with Dennis Miller’s trademark snark. While the plot is thin, the film embraces its B-movie status with enthusiasm, making it a fun, if forgettable, horror-comedy experience. The special effects are suitably cheesy, adding to the overall charm.
• Film Threat: “A guilty pleasure for fans of schlocky horror, “Bordello of Blood” offers plenty of nudity, gore, and Dennis Miller’s sarcastic quips. However, the plot is paper-thin, and the humor can be hit-or-miss. Angie Everhart is alluring as the vampire queen, but her performance lacks depth. Overall, it’s a fun but ultimately disposable film.

Audience Reactions

Dennis Miller’s sarcastic one-liners and over-the-top reactions are comedy gold.: Viewers generally praise the film’s over-the-top humor and gratuitous gore, making it a fun B-movie experience.

Angie Everhart’s portrayal of Lilith is captivating, adding a seductive and dangerous allure to the film.: Most people agree the soundtrack selection fits the action well, particularly the “Ballroom Blitz” scene.

Overall Consensus: A campy, gory, and humorous vampire flick that embraces its B-movie status. It’s not high art, but a guilty pleasure for those who enjoy schlocky horror and Dennis Miller’s unique brand of comedy.

Awards

🛠️ Behind the Scenes

• “Originally intended as the second installment in a trilogy of ‘Tales from the Crypt’ movies, the third movie was scrapped due to Bordello of Blood’s poor box office performance.”
• “The script was co-written by Bob Gale and Robert Zemeckis, known for their work on ‘Back to the Future’, which is a stark contrast to the film’s campy tone.”
• “Dennis Miller reportedly only agreed to do the film for a million dollars, leading the producers to cut $750,000 from the special effects budget to afford him.”

🖥️ How to Watch Bordello of Blood?

Bordello of Blood is available for purchase or rental on various digital platforms. Check Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Google Play Movies, and Vudu for streaming options. Physical copies on DVD and Blu-ray may also be available through online retailers.

🎥 Similar Movies

If you enjoyed Bordello of Blood, you might like these similar films:

• From Dusk Till Dawn (1996): Both films feature a hidden vampire lair disguised as a business (a strip club in ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’) and a mix of horror and action.
• Fright Night (1985): Both movies involve a normal person discovering a vampire in their midst and teaming up with an unlikely ally to defeat them, Fright Night with Chris Sarandon as the Vampire.
• Demon Knight (1995): Preceding film in the Tales from the Crypt movie series, shares similar horror-comedy elements.
• Vamp (1986): A campy 80s horror comedy about college students who stumble upon a strip club run by vampires, setting a similar tone.

🛒 Bordello of Blood Related Products

• Tales from the Crypt: The Complete Series [Blu-ray]: Own all 93 episodes of the classic HBO horror anthology, including the Bordello of Blood film. Experience the original Crypt Keeper’s dark humor and twisted tales. Includes interviews and behind-the-scenes features.
• Vampire Fangs – Realistic Halloween Costume Accessory: Perfect for your Lilith cosplay or any vampire costume. These fangs are designed for comfort and realism, allowing you to embrace your inner bloodsucker. High-quality materials ensure a secure fit.
• Holy Water Super Soaker – Custom Edition: Inspired by the movie, this super soaker is perfect for cosplay or display, allowing fans to recreate iconic scenes from the film. High-quality materials ensure durability and accuracy. This super soaker is perfect for battling vampires.
• Angie Everhart Signed Photo: A must-have for fans of Angie Everhart, this signed photo captures her iconic role as Lilith in “Bordello of Blood”. Each photo is individually signed and comes with a certificate of authenticity.

🎧 Soundtrack

Bordello of Blood features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:

• “Bordello Of Blood” – performed by Anthrax
• “Ballroom Blitz” – performed by Sweet
• “All Right Now” – performed by Free
• “Jailbreak” – performed by Thin Lizzy

You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.

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🔥 Bonus Content

Lafeverz as ” Lilith” in “Bordello of Blood”( Dragqueen mix)

Okay, you HAVE to see this! Someone made a drag queen remix inspired by ‘Bordello of Blood,’ and it’s surprisingly awesome. It’s a wild, creative take on the movie that you won’t expect.

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