Miss March Synopsis & Review: Plot Summary

🎯 Quick Overview

😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained

A dude wakes up from a nap to discover his girlfriend is now famous for posing nude, so he and his horny friend embark on a quest to get her back, battling lesbian drivers and epileptic girlfriends along the way.

🍿 Miss March: Detailed Plot Synopsis

High School Sweethearts

Eugene and Cindi are high school sweethearts who are committed to abstinence. Eugene’s best friend, Tucker, is the complete opposite – obsessed with sex and Playboy magazine. On prom night, Cindi decides she wants to take their relationship to the next level.

The Coma

Tucker convinces a nervous Eugene to drink alcohol before his big night with Cindi. Eugene gets drunk and accidentally falls down the stairs, hitting his head. He ends up in a coma for four years.

Miss March

Eugene wakes up from his coma to find that Cindi has become a Playboy centerfold, Miss March. Tucker and Eugene embark on a cross-country road trip to the Playboy Mansion to find her and win her back.

Road Trip Mishaps

The road trip is filled with crazy encounters, including run-ins with Tucker’s epileptic girlfriend and her firefighter brother, a rapper named Horsedick.mpeg, and a pair of lesbian women who give them a ride.

Infiltrating the Playboy Mansion

Eugene and Tucker manage to sneak into the Playboy Mansion. There, they encounter Hugh Hefner, Sara Jean Underwood, and various other Playboy figures.

⚠️ Spoilers and Ending Explained

🎬 Cast & Characters

• Eugene Bell (Zach Cregger): A virginal young man who awakens from a four-year coma to find his girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold and embarks on a road trip to win her back.
• Tucker Cleigh (Trevor Moore): Eugene’s sex-obsessed best friend who instigates the road trip to the Playboy Mansion and causes chaos along the way.
• Cindi Whitehall (Raquel Alessi): Eugene’s former high school sweetheart who becomes a Playboy centerfold model while he is in a coma.
• Candace (Molly Stanton): Tucker’s girlfriend with epilepsy who is prone to seizures and relentlessly pursues him throughout the film.
• Horsedick.MPEG (Craig Robinson): Eugene and Tucker’s old friend turned successful rapper who joins them on their journey.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• Tucker: “There’s a bunny in every woman.” – Tucker shares insight imparted by Hugh Hefner that helps him understand women better.
• Tucker: “Well the country is like, what, 10 states wide? And each state is roughly 100 miles across. So that’s like 1000 miles. We’re going about 60 miles an hour, so we should be there in like 600 minutes.” – Tucker attempts to calculate the length of their cross-country trip with wildly inaccurate estimations.

💰Box Office

• Budget: $6,000,000
• Domestic Gross: $4,543,320
• Worldwide Gross: $4,591,629

💥 Miss March Reviews

Personal Review

Okay, ‘Miss March’ is not high art, but I laughed way more than I expected. Some of the jokes are so bad they’re good, and Trevor Moore’s over-the-top performance had me cracking up. I especially loved the scene with the lesbian drivers – totally unexpected and hilarious. It’s the kind of movie you watch with your buddies, turn your brain off, and just enjoy the ride. Definitely not for everyone, but if you like raunchy humor, give it a shot.

• Who would enjoy:
  • “Fans of ‘The Whitest Kids U Know'”
  • “Viewers who enjoy raunchy comedies”
  • “People looking for a mindless, over-the-top movie”
• Content warnings ⚠:
  • “Strong crude and sexual content”
  • “Graphic bodily functions”
  • “Offensive language”
  • “Suggestive themes”
  • “Depiction of Epilepsy”

Professional Reviews

• Variety: “While ‘Miss March’ aims for raunchy comedy, it mostly misses the mark with its reliance on immature humor and predictable plot points. The performances are uneven, and the film struggles to find a consistent tone. It’s a passable distraction for undemanding viewers, but falls short of genuine comedic brilliance.
• The Hollywood Reporter: “This film delivers some laughs through its outrageous scenarios and commitment to pushing boundaries. Though the humor is often crude, it works effectively at times, targeting those with a taste for over-the-top antics. The film’s loose narrative is held together by energetic performances and unexpected moments.
• RogerEbert.com: “A painful exercise in tastelessness, ‘Miss March’ scrapes the bottom of the comedy barrel with its juvenile gags and offensive stereotypes. The film lacks wit and originality, making it a thoroughly unpleasant viewing experience. Its attempts at humor fall flat, leaving a lasting impression of misguided intentions.

Audience Reactions

Trevor Moore’s wild performance as Tucker was the highlight for many viewers.: Audience members who enjoyed the movie praised its outrageous humor and willingness to push boundaries.

Craig Robinson’s character, Horsedick.mpeg, was surprisingly funny and memorable.: Fans appreciated the movie’s unapologetic approach to comedy and its silly, over-the-top antics.

Overall Consensus: Opinions on ‘Miss March’ are divided, with some finding it hilarious and others considering it crass and unfunny. It appeals to those who enjoy raunchy, over-the-top humor but may offend those with more refined comedic tastes.

Awards

🛠️ Behind the Scenes

• “Robert Wagner was originally cast as Hugh Hefner, but Hefner himself was so amused by the rough cut that he agreed to play himself, leading to Wagner’s scenes being reshot.”
• “The film was written, directed, and starred Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore, known for their sketch comedy group ‘The Whitest Kids U’ Know’.”

🖥️ How to Watch Miss March?

As of my knowledge cut-off date, ‘Miss March’ is available for purchase or rental on various digital platforms such as Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Google Play Movies. Availability may vary depending on your region, so check local listings for the most up-to-date information.

🎥 Similar Movies

If you enjoyed Miss March, you might like these similar films:

• Road Trip (2000): Features a similar cross-country journey filled with raunchy humor and misadventures.
• American Pie (1999): Explores teenage sexuality and coming-of-age themes with over-the-top humor.
• Sex Drive (2008): Another teen sex comedy involving a road trip to lose one’s virginity.
• The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005): Features similar themes of sexual inexperience and awkward situations.

🛒 Miss March Related Products

• Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds: A collection of iconic Playboy centerfolds, celebrating the magazine’s history. A perfect addition to any collection, it showcases the artistry and influence of Playboy’s centerfolds.
• Whitest Kids U’ Know: The Complete Series: Enjoy every sketch from the comedy group that created ‘Miss March’, featuring Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore! This digital collection is a must-have for fans of their unique brand of humor.
• Playboy Mansion: An Inside Look: An inside tour of the legendary Playboy Mansion, exploring its history and famous residents. This digital guide is perfect for those fascinated by the Playboy lifestyle.
• Miss March Movie Poster: A vibrant and eye-catching poster of Miss March, perfect to decorate any room for movie fans, printed on high-quality paper.

🎧 Soundtrack

Miss March features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:

• “White Bitch” – performed by Craig Robinson
• “Get It Girl” – performed by Various Artists
• “Party Rock Anthem” – performed by LMFAO

You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.

🤨 FAQ

🔥 Bonus Content

Whitest Kids U’Know Miss March Auditions – Darren

Ever wonder how they cast these movies? Check out Darren from WKUK hilariously trying out for a role in Miss March – his take is so unexpected!

Whitest Kids U’Know Miss March Auditions – Sam

See Sam try his luck auditioning for Hugh Hefner in Miss March. This is probably the strangest audition tape I’ve ever seen, in a good way, you HAVE to watch it!

Miss March: Horsedick.mpeg

This clip from Miss March is absolutely ridiculous! It shows how outrageous this film is. Definitely worth a watch if you need a laugh.

WKUK: Newsboyz – The Miss March Reviews

Want to hear what the Whitest Kids U’Know think of Miss March? This sketch review is hilarious, but also surprisingly insightful.

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