🎯 Quick Overview
Trailer
- Director: Oliver Parker
- Genre: Comedy, Family
- Release year: 2007
- Runtime (length): 1h 41min
- IMDb rating: 5.8/10 (25k votes)
- Rotten Tomatoes: 29%
😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained
Girls behaving badly, headmistress in drag, and a stolen painting – basically, Hogwarts if it was run by a bunch of stylish criminals.
🍿 St. Trinian’s: Detailed Plot Synopsis
Introduction to St. Trinian’s
Annabelle Fritton, a new student, arrives at the notorious St. Trinian’s school. The school is known for its unruly students and chaotic environment. Annabelle, used to a more conventional setting, finds herself in a culture clash as she’s introduced to the various cliques and unconventional activities of the school.

Financial Troubles and a School Challenge
The school faces imminent closure due to severe financial difficulties. Faced with the prospect of losing their unique educational environment, the students band together to find a solution. They decide to enter the national ‘School Challenge’ quiz competition, hoping to win the prize money. Alongside this, a more audacious plan begins to take shape involving a valuable piece of art.

The Heist Plan
The students devise a plan to steal Johannes Vermeer’s painting ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ during the School Challenge finals, which are being held at the National Gallery. A complex scheme is put into motion, utilizing the unique talents and resources of the different school cliques. The plan involves infiltration, misdirection, and a bit of good old-fashioned chaos.

⚠️ Spoilers and Ending Explained
🎬 Cast & Characters
- Annabelle Fritton (Talulah Riley): A initially straight-laced new student who gradually embraces the anarchic spirit of St. Trinian’s.
- Camilla Fritton (Rupert Everett): The eccentric and unconventional headmistress of St. Trinian’s who encourages the girls’ rebellious nature.
- Carnaby Fritton (Rupert Everett): Annabelle’s unreliable father and Camilla’s brother, whose schemes often create problems for the school.
- Kelly (Gemma Arterton): The resourceful and cunning head girl who leads the students in their efforts to save the school.
- Geoffrey Thwaites (Colin Firth): The Minister of Education and former flame of Camilla, determined to reform St. Trinian’s.
- Flash Harry (Russell Brand): A shady dealer who provides the students with illicit goods and services, aiding their schemes.
- Verity Thwaites (Lucy Punch): The snobbish head girl of Cheltenham Ladies’ College and daughter of Geoffrey, serving as a rival to Annabelle and St. Trinian’s.
💬 Memorable Quotes
- Annabelle Fritton: “It’s like Hogwarts for chavs!” – Annabelle says this upon arriving at St. Trinian’s, realizing how different it is from her previous school.
- Kelly: “You’re not going to kidnap Scarlett Johansson!” – Kelly suggests stealing ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ and Chelsea mistakes the painting for the actress.
💰Box Office
- Budget: £7,000,000
- Domestic Gross: $0
- Worldwide Gross: $29,068,027
💥 St. Trinian’s Reviews
Personal Review
I have to admit, I went into this movie expecting a silly, over-the-top comedy, and that’s exactly what I got! I found it so entertaining. Rupert Everett was hilarious. The makeover scene was classic, and the heist was surprisingly well-executed. It was pure, unadulterated fun, and sometimes that’s exactly what you need. It’s not winning any awards, but it definitely gave me a good laugh.
- Who would enjoy:
- “Fans of British comedy”
- “Viewers who enjoy school-based films”
- “Those interested in heist movies with a comedic twist”
- “Fans of Rupert Everett and Colin Firth”
- Content warnings ⚠:
- “Suggestive humor”
- “Mild violence”
- “Thematic elements that may not be suitable for younger children”
Professional Reviews
- Empire Magazine: “A riotous and irreverent update of the classic series. Everett is a hoot in drag, and the girls bring the anarchy. It’s not high art, but it’s a lot of fun, full of in-jokes and quirky British humor.
- Radio Times: “Lacks the charm and wit of the originals. The humor feels forced and the plot is predictable. While Everett tries his best, the film relies too heavily on stereotypes and never really finds its footing.
- BBC: “St Trinian’s is the movie that offers fun viewing as Rupert Everett as the headmistress is hilarious. The production is fabulous and engaging and brings laughter to any viewers.
Audience Reactions
Fans loved the anarchic humor and the updated take on the classic St. Trinian’s concept.: Most viewers agreed that Rupert Everett’s performance was the highlight of the film.
Overall Consensus: A fun, but somewhat uneven, update of the classic British comedy series, primarily carried by Rupert Everett’s memorable performance.
Awards
🛠️ Behind the Scenes
- “Rupert Everett plays two roles in the film, both as Carnaby Fritton and his sister Camilla Fritton. This is an homage to Alastair Sim who did the same in the original St Trinian’s films.”
- “The film features numerous references to other Colin Firth films, including Pride and Prejudice and Another Country. This is most evident when Firth emerges soaking wet in a scene reminiscent of his role as Mr. Darcy.”
- “The movie updates the original St. Trinian’s concept for a modern audience, incorporating contemporary British youth subcultures such as chavs, emos, and posh totties.”
🖥️ How to Watch St. Trinian’s?
St. Trinian’s is available for streaming and purchase on various platforms. Check services like Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Google Play Movies for rental or purchase options. Availability may vary depending on your region. Look for purchase options to support the filmmakers and cast.

🎥 Similar Movies
If you enjoyed St. Trinian’s, you might like these similar films:
- The Belles of St. Trinian’s (1954): The original film that launched the St. Trinian’s franchise, featuring similar anarchic schoolgirl antics.
- Wild Child (2008): A spoiled teen is sent to a British boarding school where she must adapt to a stricter environment, echoing Annabelle’s journey.
- Mean Girls (2004): Explores the social dynamics and cliques within a high school setting, albeit in an American context.
- The Italian Job (1969): Features a heist plot with a quirky team, similar to the girls’ plan to steal the painting.
🛒 St. Trinian’s Related Products
- St. Trinian’s: The Complete Collection [DVD]: Relive all the St. Trinian’s antics with this ultimate DVD collection. A must-have for fans, bringing together classic and modern chaos.
- St Trinian’s Crest T-Shirt: Officially licensed St Trinian’s T-shirt. Join the infamous school with this stylish tee.
- The Girl with a Pearl Earring by Johannes Vermeer (Framed Print): High-quality framed print of the iconic painting featured in the movie. Add a touch of art and intrigue to your walls.
- Rupert Everett Autographed Photo: A rare, autographed photo of Rupert Everett as Camilla Fritton. Own a piece of St. Trinian’s history with this unique collectible.
🎧 Soundtrack
St. Trinian’s features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:
- “Theme to St Trinian’s” – performed by Girls Aloud
- “Love is a Game” – performed by Amy Winehouse
- “Oh My God” – performed by Mark Ronson ft. Lily Allen
You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.
🤨 FAQ
Filming locations for St. Trinian’s include Park Place in Remenham, Berkshire, England, which served as the location for St. Trinian’s school. Some scenes were also filmed at Ealing Studios.
St. Trinian’s is based on a series of cartoons created by Ronald Searle. The cartoons depict a fictional girls’ school known for its unruly students and chaotic environment. The films are inspired by Searle’s satirical take on the British education system.
St. Trinian’s is rated 12A in the UK, suggesting parental guidance is advised for children under 12. The film contains some suggestive humor, mild violence, and thematic elements that may not be suitable for younger viewers. Consider the content warnings and your child’s maturity level before viewing.
🔥 Bonus Content
How did I not realise he was in St Trinian’s
Okay, I just found out this actor was in St Trinian’s and I’m SHOOK! Seriously, how did I not notice this before? Watch this quick clip – you’ll be just as surprised as I was!
St Trinians – Original Battle Song
Want to hear the *real* St Trinian’s battle song? This is the OG version, complete with a bouncing ball for a sing-along! It’s way different than the newer stuff, but honestly, kinda catchy!
GMTV – Penny Smith does St Trinians? (11.12.07)
Ever wonder what the St Trinian’s premiere was like? This vintage clip from GMTV takes you right there! It’s a bit cheesy, but super interesting to see what the cast and crew were like back then.
What I think I would look like in the different cliques at St Trinians
This fan did an awesome job imagining themselves in different St Trinian’s cliques! It’s short and sweet, but totally makes you think about which group *you’d* fit in with. I think I’d be a geeky art kid, haha!
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