Ted Synopsis & Review: Plot Summary

🎯 Quick Overview

😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained

A dude’s childhood teddy bear comes to life and then ruins his relationship, but it’s okay because they all love Flash Gordon.

🍿 Ted: Detailed Plot Synopsis

A Childhood Wish

In 1985 Boston, young John Bennett makes a Christmas wish that his teddy bear, Ted, would come to life so he wouldn’t be lonely. His wish comes true, and Ted becomes a walking, talking companion. The miracle makes them both instant celebrities.

Growing Up (or Not)

Twenty-seven years later, John and Ted are still inseparable, living together in a Boston apartment. They spend their days getting high, watching TV, and generally avoiding responsibility. John’s girlfriend of four years, Lori, is increasingly frustrated with their immature lifestyle.

The Ultimatum

Lori realizes that Ted is preventing John from growing up and living up to his potential. She gives John an ultimatum: it’s either her or Ted. John, torn between his best friend and his girlfriend, reluctantly agrees to make changes and asks Ted to move out.

Crashing the Concert

After a falling out, John and Ted make up and crash the Norah Jones concert to apologize to Lori. Lori, however, is currently on a date with Rex. Ted knows Norah Jones and she agrees to let John sing a song. After John is booed off stage, Lori is touched but leaves the date.

Kidnapping and Chase

Ted is kidnapped by Donny, a creepy stalker, and his son Robert who’s obsessed with Ted. During Robert’s playtime, Ted tricks the boy, enabling him to call John, who is now with Lori, to tell him what is going on. Donny catches Ted using the phone, and Donny, Robert, John and Lori begin a car chase.

⚠️ Spoilers and Ending Explained

🎬 Cast & Characters

• John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg): A man-child who must choose between his lifelong friendship with his talking teddy bear and his relationship with his girlfriend.
• Ted (Seth MacFarlane): A crude and inappropriate teddy bear who is John’s best friend and struggles to let him grow up.
• Lori Collins (Mila Kunis): John’s girlfriend who desires a more mature relationship and challenges John to grow up.
• Donny (Giovanni Ribisi): An obsessed and creepy stalker who wants to possess Ted for his son.
• Rex (Joel McHale): Lori’s persistent and arrogant boss who unsuccessfully pursues her affections.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• Ted: “Alright, so maybe I’m not perfect. So what? Name something, name anything that’s perfect. Go ahead.” – Ted defends his flaws while trying to convince Lori that he’s not a bad influence.
• Ted: “You know what I’d like to do? Something that we haven’t done in a real long time. Let’s get a case of beer, get some pizza, and rent ‘Flash Gordon’.” – Ted suggests a classic bonding activity that he and John used to enjoy, highlighting their shared love for the movie.
• John: “When you love someone, you love the whole person. You can’t just pick and choose the parts you want.” – John explains to Lori why he can’t simply abandon Ted, emphasizing loyalty and accepting flaws in those you care about.
• Ted: “Lori, I’m offering to leave John’s life forever, if it means he can be with you.” – Ted makes a selfless offer, showing his genuine care for John’s happiness even at his own expense.
• Ted: “Okay, alright, I’m sorry I called you a scumbag. I was really mad when I said that. I take it back.” – Ted attempts to apologize during the dramatic fist fight, showcasing some remorse.

💰Box Office

• Budget: $50,000,000
• Domestic Gross: $218,815,487
• Worldwide Gross: $549,368,315

💥 Ted Reviews

Personal Review

I absolutely loved ‘Ted’! It’s crude, it’s silly, and it made me laugh harder than any movie in recent memory. Seeing a teddy bear act like such a degenerate was hilarious, and the references to ‘Flash Gordon’ were pure gold. The scene where they fight in the hotel room had me rolling and I enjoyed seeing the actors be totally ridiculous and over the top.

• Who would enjoy:
  • “Fans of Seth MacFarlane’s humor (Family Guy, American Dad)”
  • “Viewers who enjoy raunchy comedies”
  • “People who appreciate buddy comedies with a unique twist”
  • “Those who are looking for a movie with pop culture references and cameos”
• Content warnings ⚠:
  • “Strong language”
  • “Drug use”
  • “Sexual content”
  • “Crude humor”
  • “Mature themes”

Professional Reviews

• Rolling Stone: “MacFarlane’s directorial debut is surprisingly heartfelt, blending crude humor with genuine emotion. Wahlberg and Kunis deliver solid performances, but it’s MacFarlane’s Ted who steals the show. A surprisingly funny movie experience.
• The New York Times: “While often hilarious, ‘Ted’ also relies too heavily on shock value and predictable plot points. The film’s uneven tone and reliance on juvenile humor may not appeal to all viewers. However, Mark Wahlberg saves the movie from utter disaster.
• Entertainment Weekly: “Ted is undeniably funny, and Seth MacFarlane proves he can translate his animated style to live-action. While the story is somewhat predictable, the characters are endearing and the jokes are consistently hilarious.

Audience Reactions

Fans appreciated the balance between raunchy humor and surprising moments of heartwarming friendship.: Viewers overwhelmingly praised Seth MacFarlane’s voice acting and the comedic chemistry between Wahlberg and MacFarlane.

Many found the constant references to 80s pop culture especially Flash Gordon to be a nostalgic highlight.: The movie successfully blended adult humor with relatable themes of friendship and growing up.

Overall Consensus: A raunchy and surprisingly heartwarming comedy that resonates with fans of Seth MacFarlane’s humor, delivering a unique blend of crude jokes and genuine emotion.

Awards

1. Critics’ Choice Movie Award (Best Comedy)- 2013

🛠️ Behind the Scenes

• “Seth MacFarlane arrived at the gate for American Airlines Flight 11, one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, ten minutes late and was not allowed to board. He was sitting in the airport when he saw that his plane had hit the World Trade Center’s North Tower.”
• “The role of Donny was written specifically for Giovanni Ribisi.”
• “During the scene where Ted and John are watching Flash Gordon, Sam J. Jones ad-libbed some of his lines.”

🖥️ How to Watch Ted?

Ted is available for streaming on various platforms. You can rent or purchase it on Prime Video, Apple TV, Google Play Movies, and Vudu. Check local listings for potential broadcast options. Some platforms may offer the film as part of a subscription service.

🎥 Similar Movies

If you enjoyed Ted, you might like these similar films:

• The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005): Features a man-child protagonist who must grow up to maintain his relationship.
• Knocked Up (2007): Involves an immature man facing responsibility and adulthood due to an unexpected pregnancy, similar to John’s situation with Lori and Ted.
• Pineapple Express (2008): Another raunchy comedy featuring a close male friendship centered around drug use and absurd situations.
• This Is the End (2013): A modern raunchy comedy about male friendships tested by extraordinary circumstances.

🛒 Ted Related Products

• Ted 2 Movie Blu-ray: Continue the adventures with Ted and John in this hilarious sequel. Enjoy extended scenes and bonus features, now available on Blu-ray.
• Ted Talking Plush: Bring home your own foul-mouthed teddy bear! This talking plush features iconic lines from the movie.
• Ted Movie Poster: Display your love for Ted with this high-quality movie poster. Perfect for any fan’s collection.
• Flash Gordon [Blu-ray]: Delve into the Sci-Fi classic that Ted and John love so much, now in stunning High Definition

🎧 Soundtrack

Ted features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:

• “Everybody Knows” – performed by Norah Jones
• “All Time High” – performed by Rita Coolidge
• “The Best Day of My Life” – performed by Spandau Ballet

You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.

🤨 FAQ

🔥 Bonus Content

Ted on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ever wondered what Ted would be like in real life? Check out this hilarious interview with Seth MacFarlane, the voice and creator of Ted, on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

The Ted TV Show Is SHOCKINGLY Good

Curious about the new Ted TV show? This in-depth review breaks down everything you need to know, from the characters to the humor. Spoiler alert: it’s surprisingly good!

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