The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard Synopsis & Review: Plot Summary

🎯 Quick Overview

😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained

A stressed-out bodyguard, a chaotic hitman, and his even crazier wife accidentally save Europe from a billionaire with a grudge against the EU, mostly by yelling and blowing things up.

🍿 The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard: Detailed Plot Synopsis

Bryce’s Forced ‘Vacation’

Michael Bryce, still reeling from losing his Triple-A bodyguard status, is ordered by his therapist to take a vacation and abstain from bodyguarding. He heads to Capri, Italy, seeking peace and relaxation. However, his plans are quickly disrupted when Sonia Kincaid bursts onto the scene, needing his help to rescue her husband, Darius.

Rescuing Darius and Interpol’s Mission

Sonia enlists Bryce to help her rescue Darius from mobsters. After a chaotic rescue, the trio is apprehended by Interpol agent Bobby O’Neill, who needs their assistance to stop Aristotle Papadopoulos, a terrorist mastermind. Aristotle plans to cripple Europe’s power grid and infrastructure due to sanctions imposed on Greece.

Facing Betrayal and Saving Europe

The trio faces numerous challenges and betrayals, including the revelation that Bryce’s stepfather, Bryce Senior, is working with Aristotle. Despite the obstacles, Bryce and Darius work together to rescue Sonia and thwart Aristotle’s plan. The climax involves a showdown on Aristotle’s ship where they must stop a powerful drill from breaching the European power grid.

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🎬 Cast & Characters

• Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds): A former triple-A rated bodyguard struggling with his career and forced to work with the hitman and his wife.
• Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson): A notorious hitman with a long and storied career of mayhem, and Sonia’s impulsive husband.
• Sonia Kincaid (Salma Hayek): Darius’s unpredictable and volatile wife, who pulls Bryce into their dangerous missions.
• Aristotles Papadopolous (Antonio Banderas): A vengeful Greek billionaire seeking to destroy the European power grid due to sanctions against Greece.
• Bobby O’Neill (Frank Grillo): A hard-as-nails Interpol agent who reluctantly enlists Bryce and the Kincaids to stop Papadopolous.
• Bryce Senior (Morgan Freeman): Michael’s stepfather and an acclaimed bodyguard who also has a hidden agenda.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• Sonia Kincaid: “I would make a great mother, don’t you think?” – Sonia expresses her desire to be a mother, highlighting her chaotic and unpredictable personality.
• Michael Bryce: “Oh, my God. A child would be so lucky to have you as its host.” – Bryce responds sarcastically to Sonia’s comment about motherhood, emphasizing the absurdity of the idea.
• Sonia Kincaid: “Thank you. It must be your powerful asexuality that makes you such a good listener.” – Sonia playfully insults Bryce’s lack of romantic involvement while appreciating his attentiveness.

💰Box Office

• Budget: $70,000,000
• Domestic Gross: $38,014,727
• Worldwide Gross: $70,094,113

💥 The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard Reviews

Personal Review

I went into this movie expecting mindless fun, and that’s mostly what I got. Salma Hayek steals every scene she’s in, and the chemistry between her, Reynolds, and Jackson is undeniable. The plot is ridiculous, but honestly, who cares? I laughed a lot, and sometimes that’s all I need from a movie. There are a few scenes that feel a bit over-the-top, and could have been toned down, however I thoroughly enjoyed this film! If you loved the first one, you’ll likely enjoy this one too. Definitely one to switch your brain off for!

• Who would enjoy:
  • “Fans of the first Hitman’s Bodyguard movie”
  • “Viewers who enjoy action-comedy films with over-the-top violence”
  • “Fans of Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Salma Hayek”
  • “Those looking for a light-hearted, mindless action movie”
• Content warnings ⚠:
  • “Strong language”
  • “Graphic violence”
  • “Suggestive dialogue and situations”
  • “Brief nudity”

Professional Reviews

• Rotten Tomatoes: “While the cast’s chemistry is undeniable, the film leans too heavily on shock value and tired tropes, making it a disappointing sequel. The plot is convoluted and the humor often misses the mark, despite the actors’ best efforts.
• IMDB: “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard doesn’t quite live up to the original. The story is less engaging, but Reynolds, Jackson, and Hayek still deliver some laughs. If you’re looking for a mindless action-comedy, it’s passable entertainment.
• One Mann’s Movies: “The writer/director team delivers very much “more of the same”. Given writer/director team of Tom O’Connor and Patrick Hughes are in the driving seat, that’s not much of a surprise. The shtick is mildly diverting, occasionally downright funny, but quickly outstays its welcome.

Audience Reactions

Salma Hayek’s performance is hilarious and over-the-top.: Most people agree Salma Hayek truly shines in her role, bringing a unique brand of chaos.

The film is a fun, action-packed ride that doesn’t take itself too seriously.: Many viewers appreciate the movie for its lightheartedness and high-energy action.

Some found the sequel not as great as the first.: Those who loved the first film will notice how the second one lacked greatness.

Overall Consensus: While the movie may not win any awards for its plot, it delivers on its promise of action and comedy, mostly thanks to the charismatic performances of its leads, especially Salma Hayek.

Awards

🛠️ Behind the Scenes

• “Ryan Reynolds has joked that Salma Hayek did not pull any punches when slapping him in the face during filming.”
• “The film was shot on location in various European countries, including Italy, Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, and the UK, showcasing picturesque backdrops.”
• “The original cut of the movie was longer, but Lionsgate shortened it for more screenings in the US, while other territories retained the uncut version.”

🖥️ How to Watch The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard?

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard is available for streaming on platforms such as Prime Video, Apple TV, and Vudu. You can also rent or purchase the movie on these and other digital platforms. Check your local listings for cable availability. Physical copies (Blu-ray, DVD) can be purchased from major retailers like Amazon and Walmart.

🎥 Similar Movies

If you enjoyed The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard, you might like these similar films:

• The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017): Direct sequel with the same main characters and similar action-comedy style.
• Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005): Features a married couple who are both assassins, blending action with comedic relationship dynamics.
• Knight and Day (2010): An action-comedy where an ordinary person is caught up in a spy’s dangerous mission.
• RED (2010): An action-comedy about retired special ops agents forced back into action, similar ensemble cast and over-the-top action.

🛒 The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard Related Products

• The Hitman’s Bodyguard [4K Ultra HD]: Relive the original adventure with Michael Bryce and Darius Kincaid in stunning 4K. Offers a great way to enjoy the film’s witty banter and non-stop action before diving into the sequel.
• Funko Pop! Movies: Hitman’s Bodyguard – Darius: A stylized and collectible vinyl figure of Darius Kincaid. Showcases the hitman’s iconic look and is a perfect addition to any Funko Pop! collection. A must have for any fan of the franchise!
• The Hitman’s Bodyguard Movie Poster (24×36): High-quality reproduction of the official movie poster. Perfect for decorating a home theater or adding a touch of action-comedy to any room. A great piece of decor for a The Hitman’s Bodyguard Fan.
• Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard: Europe’s Savior T-Shirt: A witty T-shirt featuring the characters of the Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. A fun way to share the enjoyment you had with the film.

🎧 Soundtrack

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:

• “Lining the Track” – performed by Dan Smith

You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.

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