The Jesus Rolls Synopsis & Review: Plot Summary

🎯 Quick Overview

😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained

Jesus Quintana gets out of prison, steals a car, and then road trips through a series of increasingly awkward encounters with a French lady and Christopher Walken, because bowling wasn’t enough drama.

🍿 The Jesus Rolls: Detailed Plot Synopsis

Jesus’s Release and Reunion

The film opens with Jesus Quintana (John Turturro) being released from prison. He is greeted by his friend Petey (Bobby Cannavale), and the duo immediately embark on a series of misadventures. Their irreverent and impulsive behavior sets the tone for the film’s chaotic narrative.

The Car Theft and Marie’s Introduction

Their journey takes a turn when they steal a car, inadvertently making an enemy of the flamboyant hairdresser Paul Dominique (Jon Hamm). Along the way, they encounter Marie (Audrey Tautou), a free-spirited woman who joins their escapades, forming an unconventional trio. The dynamic between Jesus, Petey, and Marie becomes central to the story.

Road Trip and Encounters

As they travel, the trio encounters a series of eccentric characters, including Jean (Susan Sarandon), a recently paroled woman. These encounters highlight the film’s themes of freedom, connection, and the search for meaning in a seemingly absurd world. Each interaction leaves a lasting impact on their journey.

⚠️ Spoilers and Ending Explained

🎬 Cast & Characters

• Jesus (John Turturro): A macho bowler with a sexually charged personality who embarks on a crime spree after being released from prison.
• Petey (Bobby Cannavale): Jesus’s loyal but self-centered friend who accompanies him on his chaotic journey.
• Marie (Audrey Tautou): A free-spirited hairdresser who joins Jesus and Petey, forming an unconventional trio.
• Jean (Susan Sarandon): A recently paroled woman who has a brief but significant encounter with Jesus and Petey.
• Paul Dominique (Jon Hamm): A gun-toting hairdresser who becomes an adversary to the main characters after they steal his car.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• Jesus: “I’m not into dating. You like me? We get it on. But don’t let me have to feed you first.” – Jesus explains his casual approach to relationships to Marie.

💰Box Office

• Budget: $8.4 million
• Domestic Gross: $18,169
• Worldwide Gross: $64,648

💥 The Jesus Rolls Reviews

Personal Review

Okay, I went in expecting ‘The Big Lebowski 2.0,’ but it’s definitely its own weird thing. John Turturro clearly loves playing Jesus, and it’s fun seeing him back in the role. I wasn’t sure what to make of the whole road trip thing, but there were moments that made me laugh out loud. I felt like I watched something bizarrely unique.

• Who would enjoy:
  • “Fans of John Turturro’s work”
  • “Viewers interested in quirky, independent films”
  • “Those who appreciate unconventional road trip movies”
  • “People who enjoy European-style cinema”
• Content warnings ⚠:
  • “Sexual content”
  • “Nudity”
  • “Crude language”
  • “Suggestive themes”
  • “Adult situations”

Professional Reviews

• IndieWire: “While Turturro clearly loves the character, ‘The Jesus Rolls’ feels like a missed opportunity, never quite capturing the anarchic spirit it aims for and relying too heavily on shock value rather than genuine wit. It’s a quirky road trip that sputters more than it speeds.
• The Hollywood Reporter: “Turturro’s passion project has moments of charm, thanks to the strong cast, but ultimately lacks a compelling narrative. It feels more like a collection of bizarre vignettes than a cohesive story, leaving the audience wondering what the point of the journey was.

Audience Reactions

Susan Sarandon’s performance was a surprisingly delightful highlight.: Many enjoyed the film as a quirky, independent dramedy if expectations were set aside regarding the ‘Big Lebowski’ connection.

Overall Consensus: Mixed to negative reception, with viewers divided on whether the film is a quirky gem or a pointless rehash of a beloved character. It largely depends on managing expectations related to ‘The Big Lebowski’.

Awards

🛠️ Behind the Scenes

• “The film is a remake of the 1974 French film ‘Going Places’ (Les Valseuses), directed by Bertrand Blier.”
• “John Turturro secured permission from Joel and Ethan Coen to use the Jesus Quintana character, who he originated in ‘The Big Lebowski’.”
• “Despite the connection to ‘The Big Lebowski,’ the Coen brothers were not involved in the production of ‘The Jesus Rolls’.”
• “The film was shot in 2016 but faced delays and was released in 2020.”

🖥️ How to Watch The Jesus Rolls?

As of October 2024, “The Jesus Rolls” is available for rent or purchase on various platforms including Prime Video, Apple TV, Google Play Movies, and Vudu. Check your preferred streaming service for availability in your region. Physical copies on DVD and Blu-ray can also be purchased from online retailers.

🎥 Similar Movies

If you enjoyed The Jesus Rolls, you might like these similar films:

• Going Places (1974): The Jesus Rolls is a direct remake of this French film, sharing the same basic plot and character dynamics.
• The Big Lebowski (1998): Features the same character, Jesus Quintana, although the tone and story are very different.
• O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000): A Coen Brothers film with John Turturro that shares a similar quirky, episodic road trip structure.
• Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006): Shares a similar brand of dark humor and the antics of the protagonists reminds me of Trailer Park Boys at times

🛒 The Jesus Rolls Related Products

• The Big Lebowski (Collector’s Edition) [Blu-ray]: Own the original Coen Brothers masterpiece that birthed the legendary Jesus Quintana. This edition is packed with special features and behind-the-scenes content, a must have for any die-hard fan.
• Bowling Ball – Storm Tropical Surge: Embrace your inner bowler with this high-performance bowling ball. Perfect for beginners to intermediate players.

🎧 Soundtrack

The Jesus Rolls features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:

• “Un Amor” – performed by Gipsy Kings

You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.

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🔥 Bonus Content

Big Lebowski Jesus Scene

Want to see the iconic Jesus Quintana in action? Check out this awesome fan recreation of one of his most memorable scenes from *The Big Lebowski*. I forgot how hilarious he was!

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