The Whole Ten Yards Synopsis & Review: Plot Summary

🎯 Quick Overview

😅 Plot Summary – Badly Explained

A hitman tries to retire but his dentist friend keeps dragging him back into mob shenanigans because apparently, explosions and dental appointments go hand in hand.

🍿 The Whole Ten Yards: Detailed Plot Synopsis

Jimmy’s Domestic Life

Retired hitman Jimmy ‘The Tulip’ Tudeski is now living a quiet life as a househusband, much to the dismay of his wife Jill, who craves excitement and wants to be a successful assassin. Jimmy spends his days cooking, cleaning, and tending to his chickens, a stark contrast to his former life of violence. They are also struggling to conceive, adding to Jill’s frustration.

Oz and Cynthia’s Troubled Marriage

Nicholas ‘Oz’ Oseransky is now married to Jimmy’s ex-wife, Cynthia, and working as a dentist in California. Their marriage is strained by Oz’s excessive paranoia and security measures, which Cynthia finds suffocating. Unknown to Oz, Cynthia maintains contact with Jimmy, further complicating their relationship.

Laszlo’s Revenge

Laszlo Gogolak, Jimmy’s former mob boss and father figure, is released from prison and seeks revenge for the death of his son, Janni, who was killed by Jimmy and Jill. He kidnaps Cynthia to lure Jimmy out of hiding, forcing Oz to seek help from his former neighbor. This sets off a chain of events that pulls everyone back into the world of crime and danger.

The Rescue Mission

Oz enlists Jimmy and Jill’s help to rescue Cynthia. The trio embarks on a chaotic rescue mission, facing off against Laszlo and his crew. They capture Laszlo’s son, Strabo, and attempt to trade him for Cynthia, leading to further complications and betrayals.

⚠️ Spoilers and Ending Explained

🎬 Cast & Characters

• Jimmy (Bruce Willis): A retired hitman now living as a homemaker, who’s drawn back into his old life when his friend’s wife is kidnapped.
• Oz (Matthew Perry): A dentist and Jimmy’s former neighbor, whose paranoia strains his marriage and leads to his wife’s kidnapping.
• Jill (Amanda Peet): Jimmy’s wife, an aspiring assassin frustrated with their mundane life, who gets involved in the rescue mission.
• Cynthia (Natasha Henstridge): Oz’s wife and Jimmy’s ex, whose kidnapping sets off the main events of the film and is secretly working with Jimmy.
• Lazlo (Kevin Pollak): A Hungarian mob boss and Jimmy’s former father figure, seeking revenge for his son’s death.

💬 Memorable Quotes

• Jimmy: “Stay away from my chickens, Oz!” – Jimmy yells this at Oz after Oz accidentally runs over one of his chickens, highlighting Jimmy’s newfound attachment to his domestic life.
• Laszlo: “I’m gonna make you squeal like a Stuck Pig!” – Laszlo threatens Oz, showcasing his over-the-top villainous persona.
• Jill: “I need to shoot somebody!” – Jill expresses her frustration with her mundane life and her desire to return to being a hitwoman.

💰Box Office

• Budget: $40,000,000
• Domestic Gross: $16,328,471
• Worldwide Gross: $26,170,671

💥 The Whole Ten Yards Reviews

Personal Review

I was so excited for this sequel! I loved the first one, but this just didn’t hit the mark for me. Bruce Willis playing a housewife was funny at first, but it got old real quick. The story felt forced, and I didn’t laugh nearly as much as I wanted to. It had its moments, but overall, I was disappointed. I did like seeing the original cast back together, though.

• Who would enjoy:
  • “Fans of the first movie ‘The Whole Nine Yards'”
  • “Viewers who enjoy slapstick and dark humor”
  • “Fans of Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry’s comedic performances”
• Content warnings ⚠:
  • “Violence and gunplay”
  • “Crude humor”
  • “Suggestive content”
  • “Language”

Professional Reviews

• Variety: “Despite the talented cast, ‘The Whole Ten Yards’ feels like a retread of the original, lacking the wit and surprise that made its predecessor enjoyable. The jokes fall flat, and the plot meanders without a clear direction.
• The Hollywood Reporter: “Though it has some funny moments, ‘The Whole Ten Yards’ relies too heavily on slapstick and broad humor. Kevin Pollak’s performance is over-the-top, and the film lacks the cleverness of the original.

Audience Reactions

Kevin Pollak’s performance as Lazlo, though divisive, provided some of the few memorable moments.: Most agree that the film does not live up to its predecessor, ‘The Whole Nine Yards.’

Overall Consensus: A disappointing sequel that fails to recapture the charm and wit of the original, relying too heavily on slapstick and recycled jokes.

Awards

🛠️ Behind the Scenes

• “Although the film features returning cast members, the tone and style differ significantly from the first movie, ‘The Whole Nine Yards’.”
• “Early drafts of the script included more elaborate action sequences, but these were scaled back to focus on the comedic elements.”
• “Director Howard Deutch faced challenges balancing the expectations set by the original film with the new direction of the sequel.”
• “The writers incorporated more slapstick and physical comedy to differentiate it from the first movie.”

🖥️ How to Watch The Whole Ten Yards?

The Whole Ten Yards is available for streaming purchase or rental on platforms such as Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Vudu. Check local listings for possible cable or satellite availability. Availability may vary by region.

🎥 Similar Movies

If you enjoyed The Whole Ten Yards, you might like these similar films:

• The Whole Nine Yards (2000): As the prequel, it offers the original setup and humor.
• Analyze This (1999): Similar blend of comedy and crime, with a mobster in therapy.
• Grosse Pointe Blank (1997): Dark comedy about a hitman revisiting his hometown.
• Date Night (2010): A normal couple finds themselves in a similar crime-related situation.

🛒 The Whole Ten Yards Related Products

• The Whole Nine Yards & The Whole Ten Yards – Double Feature [Blu-ray]: Get both movies in one Blu-ray set! Perfect for fans who want to revisit the series, even if the second one is a bit…controversial. A must-have for any Bruce Willis or Matthew Perry completist.
• Bruce Willis: An Unauthorized Biography: Dive into the life and career of Bruce Willis, from ‘Die Hard’ to his comedic roles, including his performance in ‘The Whole Ten Yards.’ Explore the actor’s journey and his impact on Hollywood.
• Martha Stewart’s Homekeeping Handbook: The Essential Guide to Caring for Everything in Your Home: Because apparently Jimmy the Tulip Tudeski now keeps house. Comprehensive guide to home organization. Perfect for those inspired by Jimmy’s homemaking skills (in the movie).
• The Whole Nine Yards [DVD]: Go back to the classic! Before all the sequel madness, remember why we liked the first movie. Enjoy the original chemistry of Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry in this hilarious action-comedy.

🎧 Soundtrack

The Whole Ten Yards features a captivating soundtrack that enhances the movie’s atmosphere and emotional impact. Here are some notable tracks:

• “Gypsy Life” – performed by Lazlo Borteri

You can find the complete soundtrack on Amazon Music and Apple Music.

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🔥 Bonus Content

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Want to see a hilarious scene from ‘The Whole Ten Yards’? This clip is comedy gold, showcasing how Jimmy tries to give advice. You HAVE to check it out!

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